Anyway, apparently Chelsea looked really pretty (at her standard anyway) her half-uncle Roger Clinton told Entertainment Tonight, “She was more beautiful than ever,” as the 30-year-old bride walked down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown with her daddy. Roger added, “It was a great night.”

It was a grand event that took place at the lavish, Astor family palace in Rhinebeck, N.Y. One guest said, “Marc gave an eloquent speech about his love for Chelsea,” adding, “At the end of his speech, he ignored the rest of the room and looked very intense. He looked right into Chelsea’s eyes. Oh, it was something. The whole room was quiet. You could feel the energy in the room. He impressed a lot of people.”

Another guest added, “Bill’s chin began quivering and he tried to fake a smile as a tear came down his cheek. He whispered something into Chelsea’s ear, and she wiped the tear off his face. It was so touching. There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.” Give me a break. There isn’t a genuine bone in his body, and it was probably the first and only honest moment in his life and that’s why he cried.

In another wedding highlight, the father of the bride gave a toast to his daughter, the newlywed. A guest said, “Bill’s toast was vintage Bill Clinton. He spoke elegantly about what it was like to welcome Marc into the family.” Another guest added, “It hit all the right marks. It was perfect.” Are you surprised? Clinton is a charismatic SOB, how do you think he became president and almost got away with an affair in the Oval Office? Anyway, as long as Chelsea doesn’t apply any of her parents’ advice to her own marriage she should be okay.

After over eight years, Laura Bush has finally broken her silence as she embarks on her book tour. She explained that she and the former President “disagree” when it comes to gay marriage. She acknowledges she has been questioned over the years about her opinion and her response now is “I understand totally what George thinks and what other people think about marriage being between a man and a woman. And it’s a real, you know, reversal for them to accept gay marriage.”

Larry King asked Laura if she could accept gay marriage and she answered, “I think we could, yeah, ” continuing about the legalization of same-sex marriage, “Yeah, that will come, I think.” Laura acknowledged the social issue of the 2000 election being abortion and gay marriage in 2004. Both for which she had kept her personal opinion mum.

On the morning of her husband’s inauguration in 2001, Mrs. Bush was interviewed by obnoxious Katie Couric, and she recalls Katie “asked two questions about abortion, and then she asked me if I was for the overturn of Roe versus Wade… This was the very morning my husband was about to be inaugurated. And I thought, do I really want to start my husband’s presidency, you know, suggesting that a Supreme Court rule being overturned? And I said, ‘no.’” She still holds that opinion saying abortion should “remain legal, because I think it’s important for people, for medical reasons and other reasons.”

Now that she has leaked her household’s social issue disagreements, Laura admits she was “not really” expressive about her opinion in the White House. However, she did say she and George had discussions about both issues, but they were never “argumentative.”

In fact, I am not alone and about 54% of adults in the United States are also habitual coffee drinkers/coffee addicts consuming approximately 146 billion cups of coffee annually. That is about three times more than tea drinkers. However, through the years of research, coffee was deemed bad for you. Because of its habit forming traits, coffee was analogous with smoking, associated with insomnia, and renamed the “devil’s brew.”

Well, now times are a changing. New research demonstrates coffee is in fact good for you, as coffee consumers could be lower at risk of type 2 diabetes, Parkinson’s disease, as well as liver and colon cancer. For men, a 2009 study showed coffee drinking are lower at risk for lethal prostate cancer. Moderate coffee addicts consuming 3 to 5 cups a day are proven to have lower risk of dementia and Alzheimer’s disease later in life in comparison to less or more frequent coffee drinkers.

Women who regularly drink coffee were found to be less likely to die from various causes in relation to their counterparts. Also, the consumption of decaffeinated coffee drew similar results, therefore researchers do not believe caffeine is at work in the recent developments for coffee consumption. A University of Scranton professor of chemistry, Joe A. Vinson, Ph. D., found, “Most people drink it [coffee] for the caffeine. But it’s the Number 1 source of antioxidants in the U.S. diet.” Antioxidants are nutritious compounds found in berries, beans, and vegetables, but those foods are consumed much less than coffee. So have a cup o’ Joe, and have a good day (or life).

Hillary Clinton has initiated a long whiney battle with Ms. Stewart, “Hillary is furious with Martha because she frequently drops by Bill’s office in New York City, and has also visited Bill at the Clinton’s home when Hillary is out of town,” says a close insider. Ever since Martha’s insider trading scandal, Hillary has abandoned her friendship with the super homemaker. Now Clinton feels Stewart is trying to get back at her, “This isn’t some young bimbo involved with Bill. It’s a powerful, wealthy woman - and one who despises her. Hillary feels this is a worse betrayal than many others.” You mean other than your husband shagging another woman in the White House?

This cat fight is hard to believe for two reasons: One- the source of the drama is from The National Enquirer, and two- after all, it doesn’t seem like Bill is on a very tight leash, nor would Hillary care what he chooses to do. However, if Billy and Martha are getting their groove on, he has done a lot worse. Martha’s a very wealthy and accomplished woman, which probably kills his wife, who’d give her left nut be half the woman Stewart is. This really is like a bad episode of a soap opera, except with old people. Gross!

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, has signed on with the Discovery Channel to host a reality show about the Last Frontier. Palin is an American politician, author, speaker, and political commentator, and now she can add reality television star to her list.

According to The Washington Post, the series in which Sarah Palin will be hosting has been picked up for a reported whopping one million dollars plus per episode. If that’s the truth, then this will be the most expensive made reality documentary to date.

The travel series, which will be produced by Mark Burnett, will feature Alaska’s ex-governor giving tours and participating in different activities such as fishing, to gold mining. The former Vice President will focus on the traditions, people, and the natural wonders of her home state. According to Variety, “Sarah Palin’s Alaska will center on interesting characters, traditions and attractions in the 49th state — with the ex-VP candidate as a guide.”

So what do you think, you excited to see what this new reality series is all about? Let’s just hope it doesn’t turn into another self-proclaimed reality series similar to Jon and Kate Plus 8.

According to witness statements, Brancheau was performing before an audience when she leaned over and the whale pulled her by her ponytail into the tank. It was then that the animal began to attack Brancheau. The autopsy revealed Brancheau likely died from mulitple traumatic injuries she suffered as well as drowning, according to the Orange County medical examiner.

Evidently, the executives at Sea World have ignored the behavioral patterns of a veteran Orca at the Orlando, FL Park. Hint, hint… this orca may not be content in captivity. The death of Brancheau is being titled an accident, which is completely inappropriate. It is in the animal’s nature to be aggressive at times. It absolutely is a tragedy that a human life was lost, but not exactly shocking when considering the circumstances that were ignored.

The park re-opened Thursday, however as a result of this tragedy, Sea World has indefinitely suspended future performances in the Shamu Stadium until the investigation is complete. There are no plans to euthanize the 12,000 pound whale, and TIlikum (pet name) is currently in the holding tank with the other orcas.

Are we beyond appropriate portion sizes, physical education, and couch potato syndrome? It seems the “normalcy” of over-eating has become too acceptable and available. Should restaurants begin cutting off obese children and adults from cleaning their plates, like a drunk at a bar?

Making headlines this week, a morbidly obese woman in Houston, TX fell in her home, making her way to the bathroom, and she broke her leg. The 38-year-old woman weighs in at approximately 400 pounds, and had to call for emergency help. Unfortunately due to her size, Houston firefighters were unable to remove her from her apartment through the hallway.

As a result, the rescue crew had to cut out a window and part of a wall from her second-floor apartment in order to provide medical treatment for the patient. It has been reported, her housing agency has recommended she move to a lower level of the building because of her “health concerns.” However, the woman explained her use for a wheelchair was only temporary.

Further details regarding the status of the woman’s health have not yet been made available. However, it has been reported her injuries required doctors to amputate her leg.

Forget the rest of the family run down, ABC announced this morning that Bristol Palin is set to grace her presence as herself in the ABC Family series “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.” The episode is scheduled to air something this summer. Recently in the show, the main character, Amy’s, reaction to an unexpected pregnancy has been spotlighted on the show. Palin will be playing a supportive and consoling friend to Amy, according to the network.

Bristol says, “I am thrilled to be on this show and to be a part of a program that educates teens and young adults about the consequences of teen pregnancy.” Palin was eighteen years old when she gave birth to her son back in December 2008. At the time, Palin was actually engaged to Johnston, but since have split and now battle over child support. She has a lot of baggage for a nineteen year old, which apparently makes her an excellent addition to the cast of a family television show.

“Secret Life’s” executive producer stated, “We’re thrilled to have Bristol join us, and I think she will bring additional attention to the issues facing teen parents that we’ve been exploring for a couple seasons now.” Understandable, but understated as it is thought Palin has brought too much attention to teen parenting issues and her baby daddy is a porn star. Evidently, this is the desired new path for the show’s exploration.

Andrew Young, a former confidante to John Edwards, has written a disclosing book expected to hit shelves this week. The former Senator from North Carolina confessed his paternity of Hunter’s child to Elizabeth this past summer. It is unknown when the Edwards officially split, however a close source revealed it happened a while ago. On separating, Mr. Edwards has called it “an extraordinarily sad moment, but I love my children more than anything and still care deeply about Elizabeth.” When he says he loves his children, does that include the illegitimate child he has denied fatherhood its whole life? Bottom line, he loves his children, but after 32 years of marriage he does not love Elizabeth. Mr. Edwards has four children with Elizabeth, and his love child with Hunter makes a whole handful.

Edwards has denied his paternity of the child for more than a year saying his affair with Hunter had ended before she became pregnant. Good story… tell it walking John. His future ex-wife has been prepared for a divorce for the better part of a year. However, Elizabeth is still undergoing treatment for breast cancer, therefore she has yet to file the divorce. A close source says her decision to file likely depends of her condition.

More updates to come from this husband/father of the year… stay tuned

The same day his driving citation was issued, Mr. Woods released a statement regarding the recent events regretting his “transgressions”… err adulterous behaviors which have sparked a media whirlwind. John Daly is stoked because he may have just found himself a new Hooters wing man. Nike and Gatorade have both stated they are too heavily invested in Woods to cut his endorsements, and they are absolutely okay with Woods using their endorsements to pay some home wreckers off to keep their promiscuous mouths shut.

Even though his estimated worth is about a billion dollars, his current situation is reasonably undesirable. But who says money can’t buy love? For Tiger Woods anything has its price. He has reportedly offered his wife a seven digit Christmas present to withstand the union as well as renegotiated their prenuptial agreement. Americans and particularly sports fans are very forgiving to personal short comings and unless the big “D” is in Tiger’s near future the media will soon disperse. Especially when he attains his next victory on the Tour.

It is extremely disappointing for Tiger to be chalked up aside Kobe and the likes. However, with this notch on his belt, Tiger is now eligible to follow a career in politics if desired to do so. So if the intentions of his transgressions were political resume building, this media blitz has been a remarkable success.