Upset Tummy Christmas
By politicaldisgust on Dec 26, 2008 in Disgust Rant
I did it again. I know better and this is not the first time I have done it. Why can’t I just SHUT my mouth and not stuff EVERYTHING I see into it!
Each year I end up with the worst stomach ache and living on the toilet after Christmas Day. I just can not stop eating. And this year we went to THREE different houses to celebrate the holiday and basically at THREE different HUGE holiday meals. I am an idiot and paying for it now. It is 4:30am and I am basically dying.
Just so everyone understands, the day was awesome in general. A lot of happiness, family and friends, and GREAT food. Way to much great food. In the morning we prepared a giant breakfast meal of left over ham, breads, and sides from the big Christmas Eve dinner we had hosted. While we were eating our 2 year old son went through his presents at a buzz saw pace. We went directly from there to our brother in laws house with an even bigger home made lasagna feast prepared with all the extra dips, chips, sides, and yummy deserts. It was an incredible spread of food. By this point I was at the bursting point. But I had to take it a step further. Off to one of our best friend’s homes we went for an even bigger Christmas dinner of meats, pastas, salads and about 50 different sweets and deserts. Of course I had to try and eat every single one of them.
The pain started around 8pm. For lack of a better way to put it my body just revolted against me. For the next 10 hours I have been running to the bathroom and moaning at the pain in my stomach. And this pain has now spread to other joints and areas of my body as well. I want to die.
